“Well I’m not a scientist. But I know all things begin and end in eternity.” Rock star David Bowie is Thomas Jerome Newton, an alien from a doomed, water-starved planet,…

“Each man creates his own God for himself, his own Heaven, his own Hell.” As the Satan-worshipping “Prince Prospero,” Vincent Price revels in pure evil in this classic atmospheric horror…

"The Deadliest Trap in the World!” I first discovered this curious oddity after browsing through Michael Weldon’s essential 1983 film guide, The Psychotronic Encyclopedia of Film, in which the author…

“A Scanda-Laugh Fest!” Betty Hutton portrays small-town, fun-loving teen “Trudy Kockenlocker” (not kidding!) in this classic Preston Sturges screwball comedy that was considered rather bawdy and somewhat controversial for its…

“I hate love … It interferes with my work … Yet I am only human!” Dull, middle-aged British stockbroker “Charles Strickland” (George Sanders) undergoes a serious mid-life crisis, callously abandoning…

“This world’s divided into two kinds of people: the hunter and the hunted. Luckily I’m the hunter. Nothing can change that.” Based on a famous short story of the same…

"Let me give you a piece of advice about love. Love don't exist. You're going to go on 20 fucking dates, and you're going to end up jerking off at…

“Will spying ever be the same again?” A true guilty pleasure, this surreal little James Bond-style spy spoof stars the long-forgotten comedy team of Marty Allen and Steve Rossi (basically…

“We’ve lost our dreams. Then they come back and we don’t know what they mean.” Mild-manner corporate tax lawyer “David Burton” (Richard Chamberlain) finds his world turned upside down after…

“America’s No. 1 Favorites - Funnier than Ever on the Screen!” Basically an extended skit from the I Love Lucy TV show with the main difference being that it’s a…