Top 10 Howard Stern Show "Wack Pack" Alumni
#10 - Underdog Lady
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"Howard Stern ruined things for me but has never apologized."

#09 - Captain Janks
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"Howard Stern says you're a fat pig, you know that?"

#08 - John the Stutterer
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"Th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-that's all folks!"

#07 - Yucko the Clown
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"I'm gonna be a fucking millionaire. I'm gonna bang a fucking million chicks."

#06 - Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
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"Back in 1990 I wrote a letter to The Howard Stern Show explaining that I can do this trick where I blow cigarette smoke through my eyes . . ."

#05 - Jeff the Drunk
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"Ahhhh, shut up you bitch . . ."

#04 - Miss Howard Stern
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"World's Dumbest Stripper!"

#03 - Beetlejuice
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"This is Beetle, he's bad as can and he knows he's the best . . ."

#02 - Crackhead Bob
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"Dank you berry much, doogbye . . ."

#01 - Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf
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"I'm not a midget. I'm a dwarf, you asshole!"

User Comments - Add a Comment
David C - 2007-10-14 23:43:22
This is a damn good list. However, I got two things to say... Who's High Pitch??? Bye. for now.
vinny - 2008-01-25 23:51:32
Hank the Dwarf was a true fuckin' original and added a total burst of spontaneous energy to that tired radio show. My favorite memory was the time they set him up on a date with that black chick and they rode around in a carriage through Central Park. Hank was dressed as Superman and he passed out during the ride!
Monty Cigarette Burns - 2009-10-26 05:47:18

Met Miss Howard Stern. Her name's Andrea. Vacant stares. Vaccuum for pharmaceuticals and penis. And looks like a dog's scrotum when she's not wearing her war paint. What a waste of a great body.

Himself - 2014-10-01 20:33:13

Where the fuck is Eric the Actor/Midget on this list? You've gotta update this. P.S. I know he'll never make the top 10, but Sour Shoes is my favorite.