Top 10 Christmas Movies Of All Time
#10 - THE GATHERING [1977]
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"I'm sorry, I was wrong."

#09 - BAD SANTA [2003]
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"Why don't you wish in one hand and shit in the other. See which one fills up first."

#08 - HOME ALONE [1990]
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"This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone."

#07 - THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS [1993]
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS [1993] Image

"There's children throwing snowballs/instead of throwing heads/they're busy building toys/and absolutely no one's dead!"

#06 - ELF [2003]
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"You stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa."

#05 - MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET [1947]
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"For the past 50 years or so I've been getting more and more worried about Christmas. Seems we're all so busy trying to beat the other fellow in making things go faster and look shinier and cost less that Christmas and I are sort of getting lost in the shuffle."

#04 - IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE [1946]
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"Well, you look about the kind of angel I'd get. Sort of a fallen angel, aren't you? What happened to your wings?"

#03 - NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION [1989]
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"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."

#02 - A CHRISTMAS STORY [1983]
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—"No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred Shot Range Model Air Rifle!"

—"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

#01 - A CHRISTMAS CAROL (SCROOGE) [1951]
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"Can you forgive a pig-headed old fool with no eyes to see with and no ears to hear with all these years?"

 

User Comments - Add a Comment
azura - 2008-12-22 10:20:38

The Santa Clause I, 2 & 3, Tim Allen is the greatest comedian ever!

wolf - 2008-12-25 05:05:44

I agree on 2 movies on the list miricle on 34th if its the original and it's a wonderful life and let's pray they never remake this.

Charmless Man - 2009-02-16 20:01:28

No no no no. The greatest Christmas movie of ALL TIME is Die Hard!!!!!

Amanda - 2009-05-06 17:12:02

I love Mixed Nuts.

Julzzy - 2010-03-19 06:30:33

Where the hell is Scrooged??!!

scott - 2011-12-25 04:33:42
Bad Santa has definitely become a tradition around my house.One of the all time great black comedies.