Top 10 Best Movie Insults
#10 - Patches O'Houlihan, DODGEBALL: A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY [2004]
Patches O'Houlihan, DODGEBALL: A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY [2004] Image

"It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!"

#09 - Billy, WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP [1992]
Billy, WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP [1992] Image

"I'll tell you what. Why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay."


"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then all you motherfuckers are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob."

#07 - French Soldier, MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL [1975]
French Soldier, MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL [1975] Image

"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

#06 - Tony Montana, SCARFACE [1983]
Tony Montana, SCARFACE [1983] Image

"Hey baby what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year!"

#05 - Billy Batts, GOODFELLAS [1990]
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"Go home and get your fuckin' shine box."

#04 - Al Czervik, CADDYSHACK [1980]
Al Czervik, CADDYSHACK [1980] Image

"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."
"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."
"You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"
"He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife."

#03 - Bobby, FIVE EASY PIECES [1970]
Bobby, FIVE EASY PIECES [1970] Image

—"I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee."
—"A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?"
—"Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich and you haven't broken any rules."
—"You want me to hold the chicken, huh?"
—"I want you to hold it between your knees." [Read the review]

#02 - Sgt. Hartman, FULL METAL JACKET [1987]
Sgt. Hartman, FULL METAL JACKET [1987] Image

"It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."

#01 - Booger, REVENGE OF THE NERDS [1984]
Booger, REVENGE OF THE NERDS [1984] Image

"I thought I was looking at my mother's old douchebag, but that's in Ohio."

In my favorite scene from Revenge of the Nerds, Booger utters arguably the greatest insult in film history in response to the question, "What are you looking at nerd, huh?", posed by Stan Gable, leader of the Alpa Betas. Ironically, Stan and Betty have already rode off and none of his fellow Tri-Lam nerds are within earshot, so Booger essentially wasted this awesome insult!

User Comments - Add a Comment
ho chi min - 2008-01-02 10:23:29
the best movie insult is in the movie "Running Scared" when the little boy says: "John Wayne is a fagot"! haha it's hilarious
Neil - 2008-03-03 09:32:03
The best insult in 'Full Metal Jacket' is "Private Pyle, I bet you're the kinda guy would fuck a guy in the ass and not have the common courtesy to give him a reach-around."
buffoboffo - 2008-03-04 22:54:17
How about Candice Bergen telling a Southern woman "Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something?"
LiberT - 2008-03-19 13:38:06
Jack Nicholson-As good as it gets-"What, your appetites aren't as big as your noses?" I freakin' died laughing
Ray - 2008-04-18 18:05:08
Groucho Marx-Duck Soup "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably more than she ever did"
MissyJake - 2008-05-01 21:37:49
Priscilla Queen of the Desert - "Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!"
Do_what? - 2008-10-19 04:20:57

what about alex delarge in clockwork orange? "Well if it isnt fat stinking billygoat billyboy. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil? Come get some in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!"

CJ is a hot aussie chick - 2008-10-24 03:16:50

Ya mum lol..... You know you wanna laugh

Doctor Modesto - 2008-11-01 03:08:12

I've always hated that scene in 5 Easy Pieces. Jack insulting a waitress with a fat husband and three bratty kids making minimum wage plus tips. I mean, she doesn't make the rules at this diner. You want to bitch, bitch to the management, not to the wage slaves. In addition, who is going to clean up that mess (he sweeps stuff off the table onto the floor), Yeah, that's right, the bus boy. A great rejoinder scene is in A Bronx Tale, Chazz Palmintari(SP) says to the bikers, "Now youse cantz leave."

Paul - 2008-12-08 09:44:02

from the original "Flight of the Phoenix": "You seem to believe that stupidity is a virtue. Why is that so?"

Jeff Chaplin - 2008-12-22 22:15:46

What about 'You fucking Doctor White honking jam rag fucking spunk bubble'? Don Logan to Aitch in Sexy Beast. Question is, excuse my ignorance, what's insulting about Doctor White? Or did I mis-hear (but that's what the subtitle said)?

MatilloGrande - 2009-02-03 16:06:00

"Why don't you go outside and jerk youself a soda" Annette Benning's reply to Warren Beatty as he's trying to hit on her in Bugsy.

a friend - 2009-04-29 04:37:49

I know it's not the most intellectual movie, but I've always had a soft spot for a scene in Blade 3 where Ryan Reynolds calls the one girl a "cock-juggling thundercunt." Maybe as an 11, not really better than these, but I still use it when I can.

Juju - 2009-06-19 22:22:04

"You gonna bark all day little doggie... or are you gonna bite?" MIchael Madsen to Harvey Keitel in Resevoir Dogs

jojo - 2009-08-20 03:00:16

Eddie Murphy in 48 hours when he walks into the honky tonk bar and say's "Y'all a bunch of backward ass country fucks".

Regis - 2009-11-11 13:25:33

My personal favourite is from 'Priscilla Queen of the Desert': 'Listen you mullet, why don't you light your tampon and blow your box apart, because it's the only bang you're ever going to get, sweetheart.'

TC - 2011-03-12 11:34:16

Al Pacino, 'The People I Know', 2002. (To a soulless reporter, waiting, recorder in hand): 'Okay. Here's a quote for you. Are you ready?... You are, qoute, a loveless, urban cunt, Michael. A...ahh...inflying pustule. A hemmorhoid. And even your mother knows it, which is why she is ashamed at having fucked you. But she needed the money. End quote.'

charlie - 2013-03-14 01:41:16

Casablanca. Lorre: You detest me, don't you? Bogart: I would if I thought anything about you.

nightslasher1 - 2013-07-07 18:09:24

''You punch like you take it up the ass'' Raging Bull - Jake LaMotta

Ernie - 2013-09-21 22:17:42

My favorite Rodney as "Al Czervik" quote from "Caddyshack": (To Ted Knight as "Judge Smails") Oh, this is your grandson, huh? Oh, he's a nice boy, what a nice boy, what a great kid . . . now I know why tigers eat their young."

Rachid - 2014-02-26 13:44:29

The best, in my opinion, comes from The Boondock Saints when Rocco's girlfriend and her friend confront him about him accidentally killing her cat. "Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fucked!

sharon burks - 2014-08-14 00:25:22

I believe there are greats left off this list. pricilla queen of the desert , rocky horror picture show , cry baby, clockwork orange, pee wees big adventure and more.