![<em>Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?</em> [1969] Image](http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr36/altreel/Heironymus-Merkin-One-Sheet.jpg)
"Hey, Anonymous . . . I mean, Heironymus. Where have you been? Everyone has missed you. My boy, I'd like to introduce one of my finest temptresses. Her name is Hope Climax."
![<em>The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh</em> [1979] Image](http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr36/altreel/Worst%20Movie%20Titles/fishthatsavedpittsburgh.jpg)
"As jocks they were jokes . . . the twelve nuttsiest, goofiest, spoofiest, singin'est, dancin'est characters to ever call themselves a team!"
![<em>Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo</em> [1984] Image](http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr36/altreel/Worst%20Movie%20Titles/breakin2.jpg)
"If you can't beat the system . . . break it!"
![<em>SSSSSSS</em> [1973] Image](http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr36/altreel/Worst%20Movie%20Titles/sssssss.jpg)
"Once this motion picture sinks its fangs into you, you'll never be the same."
![<em>To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar</em> [1995] Image](http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr36/altreel/Worst%20Movie%20Titles/towongfoo.jpg)
"Attitude is everything."
![I Dismember Mama [1974] Image](http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr36/altreel/Worst%20Movie%20Titles/idismemembermama.jpg)
"Haunting desires seething in his mind lead to a night of ghastly atrocities!"
![Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter [1966] Image](http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr36/altreel/Worst%20Movie%20Titles/jessejamesfrankenstein.jpg)
"Roaring Guns Against Raging Monster!"
![Santa Claus Conquers the Martians [1964] Image](http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr36/altreel/Worst%20Movie%20Titles/santaconquersmartians.jpg)
"All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit!"
![The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies [1964] - READERS' CHOICE! Image](http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr36/altreel/Worst%20Movie%20Titles/incrediblystrangecreatures.jpg)
"You dirty, filthy pig! So, I belong with the freaks, huh? I'll fix you so even the freaks won't look at you!" [READ THE REVIEW]
![Rat Pfink a Boo Boo [1966] Image](http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr36/altreel/Worst%20Movie%20Titles/ratpfinkabooboo.jpg)
"Fight crime, Boo Boo!"
You forgot "The Incredibly Strange Creatures who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies". Or maybe that's the best movie title of all time? It's hard to tell.
About" Hieronymous Merkin..." Do you know what a merkin is? See http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/merkin LOL.
Hell Comes to Frog Town. Or its sequels 'return to frogtown' 'toad warrior' and 'Max Hell Frog Warrior'
A commenter named Einar mentioned "Cannibal Women in tbe Avocado Jungle of Death" . . . I bet a week's pay that's one project Bill Maher regrets . . . I can't believe "Hell Comes to Frogtown" didn't make your list.
Saw SSSSSS and i still Hate Snakes and theres one called FEARESS VAMIPRE KILLERS OR PARDON ME BUT YOUR TEETH ARE IN MY NECK