Top 10 Great Titles . . . But Crappy Flicks
#10 - Dr. Butcher, M.D. [1980]
<em>Dr. Butcher, M.D.</em> [1980] Image

A mad scientist, some zombies and plenty of gore make for a rather unpleasant experience in this masterpiece of mediocrity, also known as Zombie Holocaust.

#09 - Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla [1952]
<em>Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla</em> [1952] Image

Directed by the infamous William "One Shot" Beaudine, Brooklyn Gorilla features Ramona the Chimp and the late great Bela Lugosi in another mad scientist role right before he starred in a string of legendary Ed Wood Jr. turkeys.

#08 - Sex Kittens Go to College [1960]
<em>Sex Kittens Go to College</em> [1960] Image

One of our favorite actresses, Mamie Van Doren, stars in this bomb from Albert Zugsmith that also features Tuesday Weld, John Carradine and Jackie Coogan.

#07 - Three on a Meathook [1972]
<em>Three on a Meathook</em> [1972] Image

Another cheaply made horror flick based on the Ed Gein case (rent The Texas Chainsaw Massacre instead).

#06 - The Town That Dreaded Sundown [1977]
<em>The Town That Dreaded Sundown</em> [1977] Image

Incredibly dull flick based on a true story about a hooded serial killer who terrorized the small town of Texarkana along the Texas-ARKANSAS border in 1946.

#05 - Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid [1986]
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Another great title, another dumb movie about a bloated retard who roams a city creating mayhem wherever he goes.

#04 - Surf Nazis Must Die [1987]
<em>Surf Nazis Must Die</em> [1987] Image

"Who rules the beaches? The surfers rule! Who rules the surfers: Surf Nazis! Surf Nazis! The beaches have become battlefields . . . the waves are a war zone . . . and Surf Nazis Must Die."

#03 - Billy the Kid vs. Dracula [1966]
<em>Billy the Kid vs. Dracula</em> [1966] Image

The legendary John Carradine (looking a little worse for wear) portrays Dracula in this warped Western from Director William "One Shot" Beaudine that was filmed in "Shockorama" - whatever the hell that is!

#02 - Avenging Disco Godfather [1976]
<em>Avenging Disco Godfather</em> [1976] Image

Rudy Ray Moore stars in the title role of this mediocre blaxploitation flick as an ex-cop who seeks vengeance after his nephew, Bucky, overdoses on PCP.

#01 - Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia [1974]
<em>Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia</em> [1974] Image

You haven't truly lived until you've witnessed Warren Oates conversing with the severed head of Alfredo Garcia: "Al, it wasn't your fault. I'm sorry."

User Comments - Add a Comment
Anonymous - 2007-10-22 03:33:20
GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'm from Texarkana. and the mistake here is cracking me up. Texarkana is on the Texas-ARKANSAS border. Texas and Arizona don't even touch.
Kristyn - 2007-10-22 03:39:40
I live in Texarkana. 1. it's not exactly a small town. 2. Texas-Arizona? learn some geography.
Bob Mueller - 2007-10-22 22:27:08
TEXARKANA is the proud home of American Hero, H. Ross Perot . . . bitch!
Julie - 2008-01-28 16:00:45
What REALLY saddens me is that even though I've never seen any of these flicks, I recognize most of the titles!!! Surf Nazi's Must Die would be a good name for an Indi band. Or is it already?
caio - 2008-02-08 13:18:42
I know this is an old thread, and no one will probably see this but, wtf? You need to give Alfredo Garcia another chance. It was introduced to me by an ex who considered it her favourite, and I'd put it in my top ten. I don't mean this in an ironic way or anything: I genuinely think this is one of the best dark comedies ever made. Actually, fuck it, the best.
Mark - 2008-05-04 21:52:03
"Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia" is an amazing film.
Dave Willming - 2008-06-17 06:09:26
Alfredo Garcia really is a great movie, I think you're reading into it way to literally.
Trigga Dick - 2009-08-04 09:30:31

The Midnight Meat Train. It sounds like a hilarious gay porn, but all it is, is some bullshit lionsgate film with and x-man who gets beat up in south dakota bars.