Top 10 Worst Movie Quotes Of All Time
#10 - Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man [1991]
<em>Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man</em> [1991] Image

"If there is a God, I'd like to meet the dude, I'd like to hang out with him."

#09 - The Thing With Two Heads [1972]
<em>The Thing With Two Heads</em> [1972] Image

"If you cut off my head, that'll be murder!"

#08 - Jonathan Livingston Seagull [1973]
<em>Jonathan Livingston Seagull</em> [1973] Image

"There's got to be more to life than fighting for fish heads!"

#07 - Showgirls [1995]
<em>Showgirls</em> [1995] Image

"You got low self-esteem baby, you're a fantastic fuck."

#06 - Saturn 3 [1980]
<em>Saturn 3</em> [1980] Image

"Yes, you have a great body. May I use it?"

#05 - Myra Breckinridge [1970]
<em>Myra Breckinridge</em> [1970] Image

"Where are my tits? Where are my tits?"

#04 - Night of the Lepus [1972]
<em>Night of the Lepus</em> [1972] Image

"Attention! Attention! . . . There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help!"

#03 - Glen or Glenda [1953]
<em>Glen or Glenda</em> [1953] Image

"Give this man satin undies, a dress, a sweater and a skirt or even a lounging outfit and he's the happiest individual in the world. He can work better, play better and he can be more of a credit to his community and his government because he is happy."

#02 - I Spit on Your Grave [1978]
<em>I Spit on Your Grave</em> [1978] Image

"You know, sometimes I look at these gorgeous-looking chicks, I mean the ones that look like real knockouts, sexy and all and I wonder if they gotta take a shit, too."

#01 - Deep Throat [1972]
<em>Deep Throat</em> [1972] Image

"How would you like it if you had balls in your ears?"

User Comments - Add a Comment
Neil - 2007-11-08 11:52:35
Another awful quote from Showgirls - "I chipped my tooth on a quaalude." Or, one of my all time favourite bad lines (from Richard Gere pretending to be an architect in Intersection) - "I'm not happy with the fenestration."
ben - 2008-02-15 21:22:32
Jonathan Livingston Seagull???? I hate you.
Ed Ganer - 2008-12-09 22:45:19

Road House (1998) "I thought you'd be bigger"

Chazzie - 2008-12-16 00:19:47

A '50's B&W British Sci-Fi film ending, after the radar beams destroyed the radioactive monster with a big bang: Scientist #1: What was that? Scientist #2: I don't know, but it shouldn't have happened. End of film. Geez....

MovieBuff - 2009-04-08 18:44:59

Dirty Dancing: "Nobody puts Baby in a corner!"

Mayan Fox - 2009-05-17 09:38:15

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." What the...? There's pictures on the back. You know exactly what you're gonna get. or this forehead slapper from Star Wars; Han Solo - "I've gotta get this money to Jabba the Hutt or I'm a dead man. General - "A death mark's not an easy thing to live with."

j - 2009-09-12 05:57:37

sperminator(1996).."i've been sent back from the future, with a very large hard-on."

Ernie - 2010-11-22 16:31:36

From "Plan 9 from Outer Space": "He's dead . . . murdered . . . and SOMEONE'S responsible!" (OK, to be fair, that movie has so many quotes that should be on this list it's hard to pick just one.)

Deniz - 2011-01-09 12:14:38

What about, "I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" Said by Samuel Jackson in 'Snakes on a Plane'

Ernie - 2012-11-27 07:52:26

You know what? You should just have a page here devoted to nothing but "Plan 9 from Outer Space". Save the folks out there in Altreel Land the trouble of picking just one bad quote from that movie for this list.

Ernie - 2013-09-24 07:38:49

Here's my nominee ; Wrestler "Rowdy" Roddy Piper as Sam Hell in the movie "Hell Comes to Frogtown": "Hey, you try making love in a hostile mutant environment, see how you like it!"

Ernie - 2013-10-04 12:46:25

Re "Saturn 5": About 15 or 20 minutes into the movie, you see the only reason anyone wanted to see that steaming pile of fetid shit - Farrah Fawcett shows her tits. The only thing I heard about the movie before I saw it was "Farrah Fawcett does a topless scene". When the highlight of a movie is when someone does a nude or topless scene, it's a bad movie. End of story.