If James Joyce were alive today, he wouldn’t be slaving away in his study wasting his time on Finnegans Wake, he’d be surfing the Internet (probably downloading porn!) and writing shit like the crap you find below. Don’t you agree?

A Frothy Nothing: Dadaism Revisited

A Thanksgiving Prayer

Is Tony Gonna Get Whacked? A Gruesome Gallery of Infamous Mob Hits

Last Call! An Anthology of Drinking Quotes

Long Time Gone: A Brief Tribute to Bill Hicks [1961-1994]

Robert Blake: The Untold Story

That Bird Shit on your Windshield Probably Isn’t Anthrax: The Definitive Quiz on How to Protect Yourself from Terrorism

United States: Republic or Empire?

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