"Good God, if our civilization were to sober up for a couple of days it'd die of remorse on the third . . . "
"Something has been said for sobriety but very little."
"Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough."
"I don't have a drinking problem ‘cept when I can't get a drink."
“I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.”
“I like bars just after they open in the evening. When the air inside is still cool and clean and everything is shiny. The first quiet drink of the evening in a quiet bar—that's wonderful.”
“As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind.”
"People had to find things to do while waiting to die. I guess it was nice to have a choice. I took my choice. I raised the fifth of vodka and drank it straight."
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
“Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.”
Top 10 Drinking Quotes, Part 1