Top 10 Quotes About Bowling
#10 - Roseanne Conner, ROSEANNE [1988]
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"Oh, come on, I love bowling! It's the perfect workout. Six seconds of exercise, drink beer half an hour."

#09 - Ralph Kramden, THE HONEYMOONERS [1956]
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"Why should I give up bowling? It's my only relaxation. Besides, the exercise is good for me to keep my weight down."

#08 - Hobson, ARTHUR [1981]
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"Thank you for a memorable afternoon, usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature."

#07 - Grandpa Munster, THE MUNSTERS [1966]
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"Here, potions for the fine arts, such as painting, sculpture, music and bowling."

#06 - Dexter Morgan, DEXTER [2007]
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"I'm on edge. Thirty-eight days, sixteen hours, and twelve minutes have passed since I killed my brother. In that entire time, I haven't had a single night to myself. Sergeant Doakes makes sure of that. He follows me everywhere now. A human bloodhound incited by the scent of darkness. My best hope of losing him is to act relentlessly normal. Dull. So I bowl. What's really disturbing is that I'm good at it."

#05 - Homer Simpson, THE SIMPSONS [1990]
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"Our lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I. Many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I've worked alongside them, gone bowling with them and watched them pass me over for promotions time and time again."

#04 - Al Bundy, MARRIED WITH CHILDREN [1993]
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"Listen Jerry, bowling is a man's sport. If God had wanted women to bowl, he would have put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn."

#03 - Diane Chambers, CHEERS [1985]
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"Ah, the alleys . . . It's really a sensory experience, you know. The scent of Aqua Net on a beehive hairdo. The roar of polyester rubbing against old Naugahyde. The site of a cigarette stubbed out on a patty melt. All this plus the anticipation of placing your feet in shoes only seven thousand others have worn before you."

#02 - Ernie McCracken, KINGPIN [1996]
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"It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst."

#01 - Walter Sobchak, THE BIG LEBOWSKI [1998]
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"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."

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Anonymous - 2016-02-21 02:30:20

I don't know who vetted these, but the quote from Arthur has it way over the quote from The Big Lebowski.