"Howard Stern ruined things for me but has never apologized."
"Howard Stern says you're a fat pig, you know that?"
"Th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-that's all folks!"
"I'm gonna be a fucking millionaire. I'm gonna bang a fucking million chicks."
"Back in 1990 I wrote a letter to The Howard Stern Show explaining that I can do this trick where I blow cigarette smoke through my eyes . . ."
"Ahhhh, shut up you bitch . . ."
"World's Dumbest Stripper!"
"This is Beetle, he's bad as can and he knows he's the best . . ."
"Dank you berry much, doogbye . . ."
"I'm not a midget. I'm a dwarf, you asshole!"