Top 10 Weird U.S. Place Names
#10 - TWO EGG
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Two Egg, Florida

#09 - BAT CAVE
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Bat Cave, North Carolina

#08 - TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES
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Truth or Consequences, New Mexico

#07 - BIG BONE LICK STATE PARK
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Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky

#06 - CUT AND SHOOT
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Cut and Shoot, Texas

#05 - HOT COFFEE
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Hot Coffee, Mississippi

#04 - MONKEYS EYEBROW
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Monkeys Eyebrow, Kentucky

#03 - BLUE BALL
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Blue Ball, Pennsylvania

#02 - HELL
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Hell, Michigan

#01 - DICK LICK SPRINGS
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Dick Lick Springs, Arkansas

User Comments - Add a Comment
Jeremy - 2007-11-10 17:34:46
I live pretty close to Cut-&-Shoot
Sondra - 2007-11-11 00:39:11
Somebody tell me where to get to Dick Lick Springs, AR???? sondrasstuff@hotmail.com
jayne - 2007-12-04 12:10:55
don't forget Erect, NC...just down the road from Climax, NC.
Lost all hope in humanity - 2007-12-04 14:12:22
When, in 2007, some huaman's best effort to find 'Dick Licks' the town is to post a comment, with their email address. It is depressing. What can you say? Google it? I mean, that doesn't even begin to deal with the problem. We even have google maps. Wikipedia. A multitude of instantly accessible sources that would have given the exact answer quicker than typing out his own email. It. is. Insane
DAVID - 2008-01-08 23:43:12
YOU LEFT OUT COLON AND CLIMAX, MICHIGAN
taylor - 2008-01-16 00:12:07
what about Weed, CA
Beaver Falls - 2008-02-01 08:01:00
Beaver Falls Pennsylvania. Home of Joe Willy Namath.
Johnnie - 2008-02-06 17:14:21
One of My Favs is Intercourse PA. about 200 miles form Climax PA. Should have been closer together!
SC - 2008-02-07 19:25:17
Yeah, I'm from PA and think there were a couple of really good ones missed on this list! Still a good list though! =)
Daelin - 2008-02-18 22:28:50
What about Dildo, Newfoundland?
Emilee - 2008-02-19 18:49:20
There is also a "Rough and Ready, California", which I've driven past many times.
Anonymous - 2008-02-29 03:54:53
I like "Poker Flat", CA. not so wierd but so, so , amusing...
matt - 2008-03-06 16:35:50
I live just a couple hours from hell.... and hell is just below heaven lol(not kidding)
Billy - 2008-04-17 20:32:10
HEY!! you forgot Sleepy Eye, MN
Raul - 2008-04-18 10:43:25
People get married in Harmony, California
Jessa - 2008-04-23 23:22:11
My grandparents live 10 min from Hell. I have been to Hell and back many times. I vacation in Hell. They have wonderful ice cream there, if you can believe that.
hmm - 2008-04-24 19:04:27
"Lost all hope in humanity" far from articulate, even though you tried desperately to sound like a pretentious elitist
Loathing in MI - 2008-04-25 21:33:16
All of Michigan is Hell.
Anonymous - 2008-04-26 00:25:00
How about Coxsackie, New York?
Jamie - 2008-05-01 07:38:25
Well, in Minnesota there is a town called 'Fertile', and just down the road there is another called 'Climax'. Heading Southwest from there for a few hundred miles you will find a place called 'Bone' in Idaho. I have been through all of those towns at one time or another.
Tori - 2008-05-02 22:11:18
Theres a ton others in North Carolina: Jim, Kyle, Truth and Luck (two town rather close to each other) , Earl, English, Faust, California, Joe, Frank, Shoe, Volunteer, Big Curve, Loafers Glory...they get weirder and weirder closer you get to Tennessee.
Alyssa - 2008-05-03 14:15:34
what about this one?? http://www.getoffonbigbeaver.com/images/roadsign_opt.gif
RB - 2008-05-05 09:57:11
There is a Between Ga. as well as Cummings GA. There is also a town called Gay Ga. It used to hold an event called the Gay Fair, but they changed the name after that became...inappropriate. BTW: My aunt lives in Beaver Falls PA. It's a nice little town.
JB - 2008-05-05 22:25:40
I have driven by "Bat Cave" many times. It is in Hendersonville just outside of Asheville, NC
Anonymous - 2008-05-11 02:57:35
I vote for Chicken, Alaska.
john edward - 2008-05-13 15:21:14
I would add Humptulip, Washington.
Zac - 2008-06-06 19:11:12
Bird In Hand, PA
quincy - 2008-06-12 03:35:36
Lancaster County Pa...home of Intercourse, Paradise, Blue Ball, Bird in Hand, Peach Bottom, Mount Joy, Lititz (pronounced Le tits) next counties over are Virginville, Maidens Creek, Longswamp. and thats just three counties...
Dr. Dave - 2008-06-29 11:18:44
Maybe the person asked about Dick Lick Springs, AR because the only return Google gives is sites like this and Google Maps doesn't recognize it, nor has it shown up in any other Arkansas city listing I've seen. Personally until someone can show where it is on a map, I call bullshiat on that picture - a 5 year old could photoshop that fuzzy washed out shot. Funny how I've only ever seen that one picture...
dandaman - 2008-09-15 15:40:44

what about Mianus, CN. there's a lot of fun things to do in Mianus.

Mandi - 2008-09-19 08:06:32

I'm not too far from Fertile, Iowa. Small town, boring people. I go through Sleepy Eye, MN on our way to ValleyFair. I also heard of Bald Knob and Hooker, Arkansas. Too bad Dick Lick Springs is fake..woulda been a funny place to visit.

phoenician - 2008-10-27 23:04:14

bloody basin, az kind of creepy.

Collette - 2008-11-18 00:44:42

john edward mentioned humptulip, WA, but i have also driven past the Hump Tulips River in washington...not a tulip in sight!

Hmmm - 2008-11-21 16:43:22

Well there's a Grandview Court and a Hide A Way Lane in Wankers Corner in Portland Oregon.

LunaticRadio.com - 2008-11-30 20:02:52

What about Chug Water WY?

r8rgal - 2009-01-26 21:01:54

Let's not forget Paradise or Christmas Michigan!

Kim - 2009-02-09 06:13:06

There is always Gun Barrel City, Texas

Rebecca - 2009-03-03 02:46:04

It's been many years but I've drivin by that sign for dick lick springs, I think, if I look long enough for it, I may even have a picture of it.

Harry Pudenda - 2009-03-15 15:54:31

Try Gnaw Bone Indiana and French Lick Indiana hometown of Larry Bird of NBA fame.

Just Passing Through - 2009-04-07 08:45:19

Although there isn't a Dick Lick Springs, Arkansas there is a Booger Hollow, Arkansas population 7 and 1 dog. Actually has a General Store right across from the sign. I believe it also serves as the Town Hall, Post Office, Jail and Court house. Right on highway 7 in the Ozarks.

boobaciss - 2009-04-09 21:45:19

cant some one post a new clean pic of dick lick springs some ware, theres only the one grainey one on the whole internet's

Kayla - 2009-05-08 11:48:45

There is also a Dike, Iowa. It is about an hour and a half drive from Beaver, Iowa.

DH - 2009-05-18 19:46:46

There's a Howie in the Hills,FL. I used to drive past a sign pointing it out. It makes no sense, for one thing, there really are no hills in FL.

Kimothy - 2009-05-26 00:42:52

What about Mianus, CT? (Pronounced My anus...)

billythekid - 2009-07-17 12:46:13

Boring, Oregon btw dandaman; I know there is a Mianus in CT, but what/where the fuck is CN?

asdfjkl - 2009-08-10 00:09:23

There's a Dildo, NL in Canada.

Bill - 2009-08-12 19:16:45

Slippery Rock, PA.

elmo - 2009-10-07 09:47:57

i eat at hot coffee

meme - 2009-11-14 22:29:19

Bad Axe, michigan sounds worse if you say it too fast

Paul - 2009-12-08 08:56:47

There is no Dick Lick Springs Arkansas you fucking idiot

FredZeppelin - 2010-03-29 11:25:22

My cousin lives in Peculiar, MO. If you knew him you'd think this was most apropos.

Emma - 2010-07-16 22:13:52

I've drove through a town called Flippin, its also in Arkansas!

Matt - 2010-07-28 15:26:46

I'm surprised Toad Suck Park in Arkansas didn't make the cut.

kevino - 2010-08-03 14:33:30

As I recall there is a town called Fucking, Austria...

rickbrent - 2011-01-16 16:56:33

No Name. Colo and Nothing, Arizona didn't make the list????? What about Nameless, Tenn?

Geoff Melville - 2011-03-05 20:48:06

A couple more.........FANNY BAY in the Northern Territory Or Condom in France, I blew thru there a couple of years ago. And I live across the road from Paradise, except it's not

Anonymous - 2011-03-14 21:38:01

Im pretty sure in NJ theres a town called Shades of Death

Anonymous - 2011-03-27 10:15:26

Imagine being an insurance agent living in Accident, Maryland.

Elaine - 2011-07-12 07:47:22

Sopchoppy Florida Is a place where my uncle use to live right outside of Tallahassee Florida....

Jj - 2011-07-12 09:10:25

Ya'll should check out Knockemstiff, Ohio!!

aaaron - 2012-06-12 02:03:21

forgot gaylord minnesota

Lisa Marie - 2012-08-31 19:16:20

We have a place in Nova Scotia here in Canada called Conception Bay

Skdra Farmer - 2012-11-08 15:06:33

holy dang! these are some pretty weird names!!!

Ernie - 2012-11-26 15:11:48

Then of course, there's Big Ugly, which is either in Montana or Wyoming. A child disappeared from that town and a few days later when he was found, the local headlines read "Big Ugly Child Found". I lived in CT for 8 years and always wanted to see the sign for Mianus CT. Then there's Wampum PA, the home town of former MLB star Richie/Rich/Dick Allen. of course, I lived in Chicopee MA and Holyoke MA, but they're nowhere near weird enough to make the cut. Monkey's Eyebrow KY sounds like Dwayne ("The Rock") Johnson made it up in a promo to go with his "lick a llama's anus" remark. Oh well . . .

Cliff - 2013-01-12 18:59:29

These are awesome. Here's a blog with lots more: http://reallyweirdplacenames.blogspot.com/

Cliff - 2013-02-20 17:26:47

Great pix! Here's a whole blog dedicated to these: http://reallyweirdplacenames.blogspot.com

annyomious - 2014-09-26 22:48:37

Dick Lick Springs!! I do not know!!!! Ask Bill Clinton he is from Arkansas!!!

Anonymous - 2016-03-15 23:21:49

Also don't forget Toad Suck Park in Arkansas

California resident - 2016-04-20 07:19:51

Emilee. Rough and ready isn't actually a town. It is an island near Stockton. Oh and lets not forget Knockemstiff, Ohio

Anonymous - 2016-04-20 21:48:48

Hooker, Ar

wes lawrence - 2016-04-30 15:01:30

Delight Arkansas.

Doug Cochrane - 2017-01-19 16:30:16

There is a town in Newfoundland Canada called Dildo