Top 10 Dumbest Song Lyrics Ever
#10 - "Break Stuff" - Limp Bizkit

"I hope you know i pack a chainsaw/ And skin your ass raw/ And if my day keeps going this way i just might break somethin'/ Tonight/ I pack a chainsaw/ And skin your ass raw/ And if my day keeps going this way i just might break somethin'/ Tonight/ I pack a chainsaw/ And skin your ass raw/ And if my day keeps going this way i just might break your/ Fuckin' face tonight"

#09 - "Only Wanna Be With You" - Hootie & the Blowfish

"Sometimes you're crazy and you wonder why/ I'm such a baby/ 'Cause the Dolphins make me cry"

#08 - "Sunglasses at Night" - Corey Hart

"And I wear my sunglasses at night/ So I can, so I can/ Forget my name while you collect your claim/ And I wear my sunglasses at night/ So I can, so I can/ See the light that's right before my eyes"

#07 - "I've Never Been to Me" - Charlene

"Oh, I've been to Georgia and California and anywhere I could run/ Took the hand of a preacher man/ and we made love in the sun/ But I ran out of places and friendly faces/ Because I had to be free/ I've been to paradise but I've never been to me"

#06 - "Ice Ice Baby" - Vanilla Ice

"To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal/ Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle/ Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms/ I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom"

#05 - "We Built This City" - Starship

"It's just another Sunday, in a tired old street/ Police have got the choke hold, oh, but we just lost the beat"

#04 - "Pumps and a Bump" - Hammer

"I don't like 'em stiggity fat! (No!)/ I like 'em stiggity stacked (Yeah!)/ You wiggity wiggity wack if you ain't got biggity back (Awwww!)"

#03 - "I Am ... I Said" - Neil Diamond

"I am, I said/ To no one there/ And no one heard at all/ Not even the chair/ I am, I cried . . ."

#02 - "Muskrat Love" - Captain & Tennille (written by Willis Alan Ramsey)

"Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam/ Do the jitterbug at a Muskrat Land/ And they shimmy, Sam is so skinny"

#01 - "MacArthur Park" - Donna Summer (written by Jimmy Webb)

"MacArthur Park is melting in the dark/ All the sweet, green icing flowing down/ Someone left the cake out in the rain/ I don't think that I can take it/ 'Cause it took so long to bake it/ And I'll never have that recipe again/ Oh, no!"

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nero - 2007-10-26 07:35:16
I'm sorry, none of those even come close to the staggering stupidity of: Abra-abra-cadabra I wanna reach out and grab ya ~Steve Miller
Need links to the full horror - 2007-10-26 08:57:42
Evil Roy - 2008-01-11 00:12:05
In "Why Can't This Be Love", by Van Halen the inimitable Mr. Samuel Hagar uttered this gem: "Only time will tell if we stand the test of time." 'nuff said.
Old Fart - 2008-01-18 08:22:24
For all of the "Old Farts" out there, how about "The Witch Doctor"? Oooh eee oooh ahh ahh, ting tang walla walla bing bang.
gwamba the BLS poseur - 2008-01-21 01:49:39
remember Dio?
BrendenTheMendicant - 2008-02-07 23:50:48
come on! "She's like, so whatever, | and you could do so much better | I think we should get together now..." Avril Lavigne
Dan A - 2008-02-09 21:37:16
I agree with all of them, with the exception of "I've never been to me." I think that song has some incredible lyrics. They do make sense and they tell a clear story.
dherkes - 2008-03-31 17:59:36
You forgot that catchy tune by Meatloaf "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad." A sample: You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach You'll never drill for oil on a city street I know you're looking for a ruby In a mountain of rocks But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding At the bottom of a Cracker Jack box
jussanuddername - 2008-04-12 15:33:03
How about just about anything from 'Yes.' "In and around the lake, moutains come out of the sky, they stand there. 24 before my love, I'll be there. And then there's Steve Miller... Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas...you know he knows just exactly what the Facts is...
Rich Yan - 2008-04-16 08:22:13
You could do a list of a million worst lyrics. You hear them, you accept them but if you really think about them you go "What the F does that mean???" Start with about half the Rolling Stones catalog.
The True #1: You're so vain, Carly Simon - 2008-04-23 21:22:25
And I quote: "You're so vain / I bet you think this song is about you" think about that for a minute
hey dude - 2008-05-02 15:08:01
I believe the the Hootie song is referring to the Miami Dolphins football team.
bobby"lovin gwamba"watson(of 5 finger death punch) - 2008-05-20 23:10:14
gwamba rules!!!! thats funny bls poser,not sure what that means,but GWAMBA rocks forget about dio...gwamba comes straight thru the heart!! b.watson
ZACK WATSON/WYLD!!! - 2008-05-22 15:17:14
gwamba is the coolest,but he did have a song title that was dumb. "3 inch light blue springloaded illuminated dash board jesus" and the ever cool but dumb titled "hey man whyed you hit me in the head with that bottle you son of a b@#$%" haha....VIVA EL GWAMBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROBERT!
ron sharp(detucks tv) - 2008-05-28 21:56:27
gwambas new song may be in the running. disco love!great song,but funny/stupid,but great! gwamba is in my top 10 fav's of all intertainers of all times!!!!!
lzrd - 2008-06-08 18:19:20
nothing can beat des'ree, life: I'm afraid of the dark Especially when I'm in the park When there's no one else around Oh I get the shivers I don't wanna see a ghost It's the sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast Watch the evening news wouldn't you just tear that up and start again? or better yet, give up writing?!
Jake - 2008-06-29 13:46:53
Soja Boy
gavin afatica - 2008-07-21 21:25:22
GWAMBA 4 PREZIDENT!!!!! i think his lyrics are funny and inventive! best songwrighter to surface in years!!!! gwamba,check him out.. myspace/gwamba
bmthomps - 2008-08-22 22:33:19
seriously...no one else instantly thought of mmbop - hanson achy breaky heart - billy ray cyrus and the macarena - los del rio
smitty - 2008-10-06 21:23:57

how about the prince protege who came up with this lyric "oh you made such a pretty mess on my dress"

Lincoln - 2008-10-29 21:52:34

Riskay has a song called "smell yo dick" (seriously) - why you comin' home at 5 in the morning somethin's goin' on lemme smell yo dick. - funny as hell, but they are taking it seriously

Joomber - 2008-12-24 08:18:57
tweedle dee - 2009-01-13 04:58:05

Regarding #9 there's actually a song by Live called 'The Dolphin's Cry.' Wonder if that lyric inspired the song?

George Koshy - 2009-02-16 07:15:12

How about America's 'Horse with no name' I quote it here The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz And the sky with no clouds The heat was hot and the ground was dry But the air was full of sound I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain

Steve K Norwood Pa - 2009-02-25 14:56:26

in the doobie brothers "south city midnight lady "He sings when the sun came night had fled and sleepy eyed i reached my bed i saw you there all sleepy dreamin there all covered and warm.maybe he should have sang when the sun fled night had came ,,,its a great song though ,,,,

(: - 2009-03-07 18:36:18

What about the song: What What in the Butt...?

omgsh - 2009-03-16 19:29:21

how can you forget this crap: Madman drummers bummers and Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat With a boulder on my shoulder feelin' kinda older I tripped the merry-go-round With this very unpleasing sneezing and wheezing the calliope crashed to the ground

dushenka - 2009-03-19 12:14:59

Nothing beats this Sonny and Cher oldie: "The grocery stores, the super mart, uh huh/ Little girls still break their hearts, uh huh' And men still keep on marching off to war/ Electrically they keep a baseball score" Dumb? Uh huh!

Ron - 2009-06-10 22:24:41

and the entire Summer Girls song by LFO isnt absolutely retarded right?

Luffry - 2009-07-15 05:56:57

I work in a grocery store, and they spin the same 20 songs over and over throughout the day. As I was wrapping bread loaves the other day, Joey Lawrence's "Nothin' My Love Can't Fix" came on. Toward the end, he makes a feeble attempt at rapping, and says, "Ya gotta get away with me Ya gotta get away with me today Cuz our love has got to shine through And baby you got to see it too That we were meant girl me and you But lately you been acting Like I smell like a zoo (OMG) Philly zoo to be exact And hey Philly's my origin As a matter of fact But lets get back to the subject at hand Baby baby baby Oh you is back in demand When I look at you girl My heart goes right into a whirl And all I gotta say about the situation." Wow. Those are some STUPID-ass lyrics.

Gyre - 2009-08-04 13:02:52

"You're always in the way, like a beast on my back / Were you dropped as a baby, because brains you lack" -Anthrax, "Caught in a Mosh" "Grinderrrr, looking for meat / Grinderrrr, wants you to EEEEATT!" - Judas Priest, "Grinder"

Kendra - 2009-08-05 06:06:06

i think miley cirys or how ever you spell her name should be added..the song see you again the line "i'v got my sights set on you and im ready to aim." If your sight is on someone you are aiming at them.

Anonymous - 2009-08-07 14:05:51

What about Beck's Song Loser? It's a good song but has some very stupid lyrics. "In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose Kill the headlights and put it in neutral Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control Baby’s in reno with the vitamin d Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat Someone came sayin’ I’m insane to complain About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt Don’t believe everything that you breathe You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve So shave your face with some mace in the dark Savin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer park" I mean really?

Anonymous - 2009-08-10 11:12:05

You forgot, Athena by the who: What's stupider than "I felt like a pickled priest who was being flambeed. You've got me requisitioned blondie"

Mandy - 2009-09-04 08:55:24

I'd like to add Heart's "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You" to the list. Check this out: So we found this hotel It was a place I knew well We made magic that night Oh, he did everything right He brought the woman out of me So many times, easily And in the morning, when he woke All I left him was a note I told him I am the flower You are the seed We walked in the garden We planted a tree Don't try to find me Please don't you dare Just live in my memory You'll always be there Really, the whole, flower/seed/garden thing?

Chris - 2009-09-17 22:35:39

I've got the ultimte one-upper: "Strike up the band and watch the fireflies dance with silver moon sparklies" WHAM...beat that shit I think it's "kiss me" by the cranberries

Uh? - 2009-09-29 23:32:43

How did Do, do, do, da, da, da escape this list? Uh?

....... - 2009-10-19 20:43:24

this list is invalid because El Mudo - Chacarron Macarron isnt #1 seriously youtube it i promise ull agree with me like no joke that song is beyond stupid. seriously youtube google whatever i promise ull see. oooh n warning listening might reduce brain function and possibly make u retarded so yea listen at ur on risk..

Anonymous - 2009-11-05 16:32:50

i disagree break stuff kicks asss

dm - 2009-12-01 14:13:51

Cisco Kid by War: We met down on the fort of Rio Grande We met down on the fort of Rio Grande Eat the salted peanuts out of can Eat the salted peanuts out the can.....

Bransby - 2010-01-15 04:31:25

Don't really disagree with anything on the list but some notable British mentions: Manic Street Preachers in the song Kevin Carter: "The elephant is so ugly/ He sleeps his head machetes his bed" Now they are a truly awesome band but there's no way in hell that that line makes any sense to anyone. And Robbie sodding Williams, Angels: "Through it all she offers me protection, a lot of love and affection" you can actually see his chimpanzee face screwing up in concentration as he tries to find a word that rhymes with "protection", can only come up with "affection" then fills the missing syllables up with "a lot of". Twat.

Wimmy Jebb - 2010-03-02 11:47:40

Macarthur Park was not written by Donna Summer.

Austin - 2010-03-28 00:16:41

I love the mustache on the Captain's face. It kind of looks like a muskrat...a DEAD muskrat.

Sean - 2010-04-01 13:02:54

Nice list, and I'm surprised to see I know all these songs and didn't realize how dumb the lyrics were. Here is another list that gives some commentary to go with the dumb lyrics. http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-dumbest-song-lyrics.php

Ananymous - 2010-04-02 15:19:42

FACK BY:Eminem Ok, I'm done I already came twice You ain't gonna make me cum I'm all out of gas Not so fast Ah Your finger just went in my ass' Ahh that hurts take it out now Oh wait a minute put it back in In in in This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men I like boobs Boobs boobs Now See that gerbil Grab that tube Shove it up my butt Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole Oh yeah right there, right there Uhhh I'm cumming Oh yeah Fack I just came again Ok pull it out now Oh fuck yeah Wait he's not out He's still crawling around up there Oh fack I think it's stuck Oh but it feels so fucking good Now this is the STUPIDEST song in the worldd!

Korean Rum Diary - 2010-04-13 09:36:19

Obviously you've never been to Korea. They're obsessed with using English that doesn't make sense: "I wanna come to me girr." http://koreanrumdiary.blogspot.com

Blastrio - 2010-05-05 14:40:13

Nazareth - Love Hurts: "Love is like a flame, it burns you when it's hot"

Jay Arr - 2010-05-10 10:48:19

In the movie Hollywood Boulevard II we are treated to the tender sentiment: "I trust my meaning's clear, Or do I have to spell it? Romance is in the air tonight; I know 'cause I can smell it."

anonymous - 2010-06-06 22:41:57

Kiss me is sixpence none the richer not the cranberries

Phil G. Inman Sr. - 2010-06-11 16:09:26

Inagodadavita honey? which was supposed to be in the garden of eden honey.....nuff said!

DARK BEATZ - 2010-08-25 17:38:45

Actually Meat Loafs "Two out of Three Ain't Bad" The lyrics were very well written, and the fact that the girl was looking for much better treatment is what he is saying. No she will never find a Cadillac Coup De Ville hiding in a cracker Jack Box...or in other words the Grass is not always greener on the other side...Brilliant if you ask me... On a Side note the most awful lyrics have to be from Rappers Delight...The whole song is comical at best and stupid at worst no one raps about nasty tasting food....seriously? DUMB

Em - 2010-10-20 19:05:38

They should update this. Especially with gems we have now: "And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh!" and "Iyiyiyiyiyi'm missin' you." Anyone who knows people between the ages of 7-16 have probably heard these songs.

EBV - 2010-11-10 23:24:06

For sheer vapid, accidental stupidity, it is hard to beat "Rockin' in to the Night" by .38 Special. Besides repeating its own title ad nauseum, the song has just a few other lines, all of them about picking up female sex partners in an automobile. Example: "Well I swear, we were doing 80 when we saw those motel lights."

anything but disco - 2010-12-30 16:20:05

it's actually pretty hard to top: "Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kid, and there's no one there to raise them if you did." Or, from the same classic, "And all the science, I don't understand. It's just my job 5 days a week," Thanks Bernie and Elton, you conspired on some of the worst lyrics ever!

Anonymous - 2011-05-10 21:27:07

FRIDAY!!!!!!!!

Anonymous - 2011-05-10 21:30:09

Try listening to No Jumper Cables by Aseop Rock

Supsready - 2011-09-16 13:21:14
The most annoying and dumbest line I've ever heard was, "she was terminally pretty" by the Eagles in "Life in the Fast Lane."
idiots make me mad - 2011-11-05 21:00:48
hurricane chris- ay bay bay you can just tell from the name that this will be a stupid one, he said "its so hot up in this club that i aint got no shoes on".... i hate idiots
Melina - 2011-12-29 11:31:26
You forgot to Add "Suddenly Last Summer" by the Motels. One summer never ends, one summer never began It keeps me standing still, it takes all my will And then suddenly last summer Sometimes I never leave, but sometimes I would Sometimes I stay too long, sometimes I would Sometimes it frightens me, sometimes it would Sometimes I'm all alone and wish that I could
Captain Fantastic - 2012-09-24 00:43:43

Of course, no retrospective of dumb song lyrics would be complete without "Blinded by the Light" by Manfred Mann's Earth Band: "Madman drummers bummers Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat, In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat, With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older, I tripped the merry-go-round, With this very unpleasin' sneezin' & wheezin' the calliope crashed to the ground..." You get the idea. Can't believe Springsteen admits to writing this piece of crap!

Ernie - 2012-11-26 16:00:46

I could nominate the entire 1970s Disco era, but I'll instead give you these two "gems" ; "Fly Robin Fly" by the Silver Convention, with the lyrics "Fly robin fly/Fly robin fly/Fly robin fly/Up up to the sky" (and those are the COMPLETE LYRICS! The only words in the entire song!); or the later '70s Disco "classic" "In the Bush", whose lyrics are nothing more than the words "Push push in the bush" repeated over and over again. Makes crap like "Kiss Me" by Sixpence None the Richer seem like high art. I could also nominate "Chacarron Macarron" by El Mudo, but it's hard to say something has bad lyrics when the lyrics are totally unintelligible and incoherent.

anonymous - 2013-02-17 11:05:57

All rap and hip hop lyrics belong on this list.

Dave B - 2013-04-27 11:55:41

Mombo #5 Is the most retarted song ever

UnderTheNeath - 2013-08-23 22:16:52

Kick-ass Top 10 List! Omg, I've been cracking up for the last 30 mins reading all the comments here and Im so excited the list is STILL going, wow! These are great, BUT.....I didnt see anyone bring up Nickelback's "Figured You Out" Oh Ooh, I dont even wanna type them they're so fucking cheesey and icky....Im gonna need a shower after this I guess, but I gotta share, lol. I dont know if they'll beat "Abra, abra-ca-dabra I wanna reach out and grab ya"s lyrics, but here goes..... "I like your pants around feet, and I like the dirt thats on your knees, and I like the way you still say please while you're looking up at me, you're like my favorite damn disease" OMG, Ewwww! Guys dont say that to filthy whores who give blow jobs all day! Do they? hahahaha Ok, I need a shower - I have filthy skank and Canadian douchebag cooties all me now - blech! Gimme Muscat Love ANY day of the week....just please dont ever let me see anything Nickleback again! LOL

Just Your Plain Old ZOMBIE! - 2014-04-18 15:37:39

um.. these are not the dumbest songs ever. who even made this? it is rude to judge. no one should do it, *exspacilly* when it is something that doesn't matter, i mean WHO ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION

rach - 2014-05-10 21:13:14

Meatloaf.... I would do anything for love.....but I won't do that

rammer - 2014-06-14 13:36:32

neil young:"as the archer cocked his bow". you 'cock' the hammer on a handgun or rifle, you 'draw' a bow!

Roy - 2014-09-20 11:02:15

Were so sorry uncle albert

pronightowl - 2015-01-23 03:15:08

Muskrat Love deserves a special award because the Captain & Tennille version was the SECOND remake of this hideous song. The original was recorded by the songwriter - of course - but then America covered it in 1973 as well. Then Captain & Tennille come along 3 years later and actually thought recording it yet again would be a good idea?!? Obviously not the high point of 70s music. Which reminds me: How about the a list of the 10 worst covers of songs every recorded? William Shatner's cover of Mr. Tambourine Man would have to be somewhere on that list.

Silk - 2015-01-29 20:55:01

Don't know if here or not but Peter Blakeley's Crying In The Chapel: "And I heard you crying in the chapel. On this great big happy sunny day. And I know I live in a jungle. Somethings never change.' Worst lyrics ever!!!

Anonymous - 2015-03-29 19:39:14

"Just another manic Monday I wish it were Sunday Cause that's my fun day" I don't care if Prince wrote it, it's abysmal

Michael - 2015-04-02 00:26:36

The lyrics to "MacArthur Park" are metaphors for a lost love. The writer of the song was going through a bad break up. Donna's version is brilliant!

Peterman - 2015-07-29 09:33:56

"Girl, before I met you I was F.I.N.E. fine" (Aerosmith). When you're hung up on a lyric an the deadline's closing in you can always spell out one of the words.

Andy - 2015-08-20 15:42:00

---"Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee, It gets hotter than a hootchie-kootchie."---Alan Jackson ---"Trying to recreate what has yet to be created."---Michael McDonald, What A Fool Believes ---"I'm still an embryo, With a long, long way to go"---Helen Reddy, I Am Woman ---"Sitting cross-legged on the floor, 25 or 6 to 4."---Chicago ---"Just wrap your legs 'round these velvet rims and strap your hands 'cross my engines."---Born To Run. ---"Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite, And the thought of rubbing you is getting so exciting." Afternoon Delight

Come Together - 2016-10-24 21:43:45

Aerosmith (also The Beatles); "Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease?" What sort of disease?