Top 10 Drinking Quotes Of All Time

scay - 2007-10-21 01:24:43
the frank sinatra quote is wrong. it should read "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." otherwise it makes no sense

Raven - 2007-10-21 02:40:23
Number 2 is punctuated incorrectly. It should read, "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

Anonymous - 2007-10-21 04:50:52
#2 is a mis-quote. The punctuation is wrong. It should read: "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

anonimouse - 2007-10-21 08:31:01
"Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" "And you, Madam, are ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober."

Tyler - 2007-10-21 08:36:23
Anyone reading other comments before writing their own? Cheers

jake - 2007-10-21 08:42:57
i have no problem with the quote that talks about getting drunk every morning. that's my morning routine. PABST BLUE RIBBON, baby!!!

Steve - 2007-10-21 08:46:13
The Frank Sinatra quote is wrong. It should read: "I drink for people who don't feel sorry. When they feel me up in the morning, that's as good as they'll wake up all day."

grim - 2007-10-21 08:54:16
#6 is also wrong. He actually said "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." Where'd you get that "free" and "pre-" nonsense.

oldfart namvet - 2007-10-21 10:04:38
You forgot the Nixon years favorite: "Hold my beer and watch this"

Anonymous - 2007-10-21 10:41:17
Homer Simpson: "To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems"

Forgodsake - 2007-10-21 10:50:21
# Sinatra. The punctuation is quoted wrongly, it should read blah blah blah

RatPackPete - 2007-10-21 13:15:06
#2 wasn't said by Frank at all, it was Dean Martins line.

Anonymous - 2007-10-21 13:51:02
Oscar Wilde - "Work is the curse of the drinking classes"

Thumax - 2007-10-21 14:28:16
#2 actually quotes the wrong source. Joe E. Lewis, a comedian, actually is the originator. Frank Sinatra used the line in a movie about Joe E. Lewis's life. "The Joker is Wild"

timc - 2007-10-21 20:37:57
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

Tom Goodfellow - 2007-10-21 22:34:55
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her - W.C. Fields

Polly Sigh - 2007-10-22 11:24:50
Boy, that steve sure is smart! Gregg Schroeder of the Society of Hysterical Idealogical Trends agrees, but wants to add that we cannot forget one of the most famous quotes; "The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get" Joe Walsh.

Gator - 2007-10-22 14:17:09
"I always keep a bottle handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy." W.C. Fields

buster flatts - 2007-10-25 08:27:18
Number two is backwards... Frank was facing the other direction when he said that!

Geekette - 2007-10-29 16:22:48
i like Dean Martin's quote the best.. why? i can relate with a personal experience :) Cheers everyone!

Eddie Random - 2007-10-29 21:55:56
"Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets..." - From 'Arthur' as quoted by Dudley Moore. Truer words were never spoken

beansie - 2007-10-30 19:33:58
"Drunkenness . . . is temporary suicide." -- Bertrand Russell

Julie - 2007-11-19 11:36:20
From quite a few of the other top ten lists that I have read here, I'm not surprised that you found a quote with the word "shit" included. I am suprised that no one used "fuck" in a quote! How tame!!

Llewellyn - 2007-11-30 00:28:04
In terms of alcohol in general , it is stimulating to the mind.. those that do not drink are missing out

john green - 2007-12-30 06:24:09
they missed out the winston churchill quote, so the did'nt do much research

Barry - 2008-01-22 09:41:35
"Id like to hook up a vodka IV going please"

Benny Hill - 2008-01-23 00:08:52
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason--- Now I have a reason.

SoberNow - 2008-01-25 02:11:58
Please we get it... the frank sinatra quote was wrong... please...go have a bottle of Jack Daniels and stop reposting the same thing everyone else already said. This is the second time someone mentioned this... where is the Jack Daniels.

ThanksDrinking - 2008-01-30 10:40:01
The Jack Daniels is over at www.ThanksDrinking.com My Personal favorite is "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut" - Ernest Hemmingway

dherkes - 2008-03-07 05:04:45
I don't think that Dean Martin actually drank. It was part of his stage presence, his act.

Apache24 - 2008-03-09 14:29:11
Here's to all the kisses I've snatched, and vice versa.

Sean - 2008-04-05 11:38:22
The Frank Sinatra Quote is also wrong because it was a Dean Martin Joke!

PS - 2008-05-13 07:18:32
Number 2 is photoshopped

Josh - 2008-11-29 06:30:51

Peter Griffin - " Let's drink 'til we don't feel feelings!"

cypert2 - 2008-12-10 08:18:11

Another good one from Churchill. Bernard Montgomery the WWII British general was a proud teetotlar and said "I never smoke or have a drink and I am 100% healthy." When Churchill heard this his reply was "I have a smoke and a drink every day and I am 200% healthy!"

Impartial Observer - 2008-12-17 16:30:46

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields

some drunk - 2009-01-02 15:05:04

Great cheers - "may all your ups and downs in life, happen in between the sheets" - not sure.

Sara - 2009-01-13 22:42:33

#9, attributed here to Dean Martin, was actually said by Joe E. Lewis. Dean was quoting Joe. #2 wasn't Frank Sinatra either, but is also Joe E. Lewis, as someone else previously said. But then again, Dean and Frank were a bit more well-known then poor Mr. Lewis!

Vinay - 2009-04-05 08:37:13

"I drink to make other people interesting." ---- THE BEST! :) SO SO TRUE! :D

chimeri - 2009-07-31 02:52:51

"Oh shit look out for the...."- Billy Martin

chrismoose - 2009-09-24 10:54:27

Frank did say it actually...Sinatra at the Sands...live album c1965. I listen to it regularly so there.

Steve33 - 2009-09-29 19:45:21

I was trying to remember the Sinatra Album that he said it on ,thanks for the info "Live at the Sands" It was however part of his act so if Dean said it then we can go to an Oscar Wilde Story Wilde said"I wish I'd said that" to which his friends replied, "You will Oscar....you will..."

Sean - 2009-11-16 12:08:00

The Sinatra quote is wrong, Dean Martin said that.

Sean - 2009-11-16 12:08:00

The Sinatra quote is wrong, Dean Martin said that.

mr.pussy - 2009-12-17 07:27:05

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol." thats bob marely

emanon - 2010-02-05 19:03:22

Probably the better W.C. Field's quote is "One time we were on a safari, someone forgot the corkscrew and all we had to live on was food and water".