Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Clay Silverstein

1957-Present

Andrew Dice Clay: The Undisputed Heavyweight Comedy King

"I'm the biggest stand-up comic in history!" A true comic icon, Andrew Dice Clay burst onto the comedy scene with an outrageous and highly controversial brand of hardcore comedy that led to platinum albums such as The Day the Laughter Died and sold-out arenas, which included Madison Square Garden. In 2007, Dice starred briefly in a reality show called Dice Undisputed on VH1 and was the first celebrity fired by The Donald in The Celebrity Apprentice 2 in 2009. Dice frequently brings his infamous stand-up act to the Shimmer Showroom at the Las Vegas Hilton. 

On the Diceman Character

"People are taking the act too seriously. The [Diceman] character is a macho moron. It's juvenile comedy. I just like to make people laugh."

On Jerry Seinfeld

"Watching Jerry Seinfeld on stage is like watching a fucking accountant. It's just so absolutely god-awful. I would rather watch a Monday night amateur who doesn't know any better try to create something funny rather than going, 'Have you been to McDonald's lately?' Yeah, I have. What's so funny about it? The fries are good. You put me on stage, I'm the greatest stand-up ever in the history of American culture."

On Masturbation

"When you jerk off, you're saying, 'Hey, I care about me.'"