"What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?"
"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment . . . Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment . . . Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment . . ."
"Conjugal visits . . . Not that I know of. You know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is . . . kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right."
"Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays."
"So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers or Extreme Fajitas?"
"Now, it's up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. Well, like Brian, for example, has 37 pieces of flair. And a terrific smile."
"Good evening sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions."
"Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me."
"I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. 'Oh . . . Oh . . . Oh!' You know what I'm talkin' about. 'Oh!'"
"I'll tell you what I'd do, man . . . two chicks at the same time, man . . . I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too . . . cause chicks dig dudes with money."