Top 10 Most Creative Uses of the F-Bomb in Movie History
#10 - THE BOONDOCK SAINTS [1999]
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"Fuckin' . . . What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fuckin' . . . How did you two fuckin' fucks . . . FUCK!"

#09 - RISKY BUSINESS [1983]
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"Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, 'What the fuck.' 'What the fuck' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future."

#08 - FULL METAL JACKET [1987]
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"Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!"

#07 - VACATION [1983]
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"I think you're all fucked in the head. We're 10 hours from the fuckin' fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fuckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit!"

#06 - THE BIG LEBOWSKI [1998]
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—"Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fuckin' johnson!"

—"What do you need that for, Dude?"

 

#05 - SUPERBAD [2007]
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"Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to fuck me! She wants my dick in and around her mouth!"

#04 - GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS [1992]
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—"'The leads are weak.' The fuckin' leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in the business 15 years . . ."

—"What's your name?"

—"Fuck you. That's my name . . . You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight. I drove an 80 thousand dollar BMW. That's my name."

#03 - GOODFELLAS [1990]
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—"What's the fuckin' matter with you? . . . What the fuck are you doin'? What are you, a fuckin' sick maniac?"

—"How am I meant to know you're kidding? What you mean, you're kidding? You breaking my fuckin' balls?"

—"I'm fuckin' kidding with you! You fuckin' shoot the guy?" 

—"He's dead."

—"Good shot. What do you want from me? Good shot. Fuckin' rat anyway. His family's all rats. He'll grow up to be a rat."

—"You stupid bastard, I can't fuckin' believe you. Now, you're gonna dig the fuckin' thing now. You're gonna dig the hole. You're gonna do it. I got no fuckin' lime. You're gonna do it."

—"Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuckin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?"

#02 - CLERKS [1994]
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"I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're gonna do? We're gonna go to that party, we're gonna get some pussy and I'm gonna fuck this bitch, I'm a fuck this bitch, I'll fuck anything that moves! Yo, what the fuck you lookin' at, I'll kick your fuckin' ass! Shit yeah. Doesn't that fucker owe me 10 bucks? You know, fuckin' tonight, we're gonna rip off this fucker's head and take out his fuckin' soul. Remind me if he tries to buy someething, I'm gonna shit in the motherfucker's bag. Hey, what's up baby? What's up sluts?"

#01 - PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES [1987]
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—"Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?"

—"Yes."

—"How may I help you?"

—"You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!"

—"I don't really care for the way you're speaking to me."

—"And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really don't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!"

—"May I see your rental agreement?"

—"I threw it away."

—"Oh boy."

—"Oh boy, what?"

—"You're fucked!"

 

User Comments - Add a Comment
CubicleGeneration - 2008-11-11 12:28:23

You definitely hit Steve Martin's #01 bit spot on.

problematic - 2008-11-11 15:41:18

I don't know how creative it is, but Scarface should be in honored simply for prolificacy. "Fuck Caspar Gomez and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck 'em all! I bury those cockroaches." Have you ever tried wathin' that movie on basic cable?

deusdiabolus - 2008-11-11 15:55:18

A personal favorite is Robert Blake's immortal line in MONEY TRAIN: "I'll fuck you DEAD."

Anonymous - 2008-11-12 19:28:05

Two more great ones from Big Lebowski: The Stranger: "Do you have to use so many cuss words?" The Dude: "What the fuck you talking about?" and Jesus Quintana: "Nobody fucks with the Jesus."

orly - 2008-11-14 10:28:05

Good stuff XD But no 'I've had enough if these motherfucking snakes on my motherfucking plane!' That's pretty epic :)

phoenix47 - 2008-11-15 16:13:54

Shouldn't Blue Velvet be in here?

schrocker - 2008-11-16 13:44:23

One of my favorites is from the movie The Ringer "When the fuck did we get ice cream!?"

Erica - 2008-11-24 16:55:43

two of the best f-bomb moments that i know of would have to be in Shoot em Up and Donnie Darko... "Fuck you, ya fuckin' fuckers!" and "You're such a fuck ass!!"

The WIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 2008-12-09 09:48:08

dude, you cannot have this list and not mention Bunk and McNulty's conversation when they figure out who killed the chick. A whole 3 minutes of "Fuck...fuuuuck...FUCK!....Fuckin shit. Dude, Fuck...ohhh fuck etc...

Anonymous - 2008-12-09 10:38:31

Agreed on The Wire. While it is a TV show and not a movie, the scene the other poster is talking about is perhaps the greatest use of the F-Bomb ever committed to film. And if memory serves, there are no "dudes" or any other words. Only fuck, fuckin', motherfucker. Over and over. Expressing an entire conversation. It is glorious. It's better within the context of the episode, but the scene is up on YouTube. Obviously NSFW. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQbsnSVM1zM

notnotlickingtoads - 2009-01-04 19:37:23

Have to agree with Phoenix47- where is "Fuck you, you fucking fuck." Dennis Hopper/Blue Velvet. Give some props to the oldsters who paved the way.

Meho - 2009-01-06 21:05:08

Steve Martin's is definately #1, but the 'The Ringer' quote is awesome, better in context of the situation. Ice cream, I don't remember getting no fucking ice cream. Did you get fucking ice cream? It's just so funny..

jeannie - 2009-01-12 19:04:26

Charles Grodin & Robert DeNiro in Midnight Run after a long harangue from Grodin: ".............You're a grown man. You have control over your own words." "Goddamn right I do. So , here come two words for you. Shut the fuck up."

Charlotte - 2009-01-13 18:28:27

Boondock Saints should definitely be one of the top three. And there should be SOMETHING from The Devil's Rejects. I mean, it's the 2nd highest movie for the most fuck's said in a single movie. Even just... "Shit. Fuck. Shit. Fuck." is golden or "I think I'll be wanting some ice cream in about 10 miles" "You know what, I'm going to get me some tootie fucking fruity" "That sounds good, some tootie fucking fruity. How 'bout it otis?" "I'm not stopping for some fucking ice cream" "Aww, come on. Five fucking minutes to get the kid some fucking ice cream, is that going to kill you" "Yes, I have calculated the right amount of time, and five minutes is the exact amout of time that's hazardous to my fucking health" "Tootie fucking fruity!" x4 "There is no fucking ice cream in your fucking future" *eating ice cream" there are more, but I'll leave it at that. I might have gotten some parts of that long one wrong, but I was going off of memory, and I haven't watched the movie in a few months.

Jbomber - 2009-01-15 19:38:58

what about Diehard, "yipi ki ya motherfucker" or blade trinity, "blade are you ready to die?" "I was born ready motherfucker"

thejags - 2009-01-15 20:28:45

someone help me...i was hoping to find it among these classical F-Bombs...there was a movie, i am guessing in the 80's that had a line I have used at times, but forgot the flick. There were guys rowing a boat and a coach from the side on a golfcart (?)...the coach, with a bullhorn, screamed something to them and one of the rowers said "Fuck them". The coach said "What did you say??!!!" With the great line came back and said "I SAID 'FUCK THEM', SIR!!!" Please help me.

mrgoodbytes87 - 2009-01-15 23:37:10

How is those two amazing lines from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back not in here? For the uninitiated, I have the quotes: "All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob. " or, my personal fave, "Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya? What a motherfucker, man! Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? What's the worst fuckin' thing that can fuckin' happen to ya just standing outside a fuckin' store, right? Fuck!" From jay's mom. this is immediately followed by a fuck song from jay, which i couldn't find, but also belongs here.

Augustwes - 2009-01-21 12:26:00

How in the fuck can you not put the fucking quote from the beginning of "The Way Of The Gun" on this list? "Hey, shut that fucking cunt up before I come over there and fuck-start her head!"

Mark - 2009-01-26 19:42:13

C'mon, the Superbad one is a stretch.

Sounak - 2009-03-13 13:35:45

You really missed "My Left Foot: "FUCK PLATO."

G - 2009-04-01 22:13:43

Pulp Fiction: "I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker!

saleh - 2009-04-26 05:53:38

what about the 25th hour ..... the scene when he says fuck all the time with the beautiful music. "Well, fuck you, too. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe motherfuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. Twenty to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended 137 years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! Fuck Jacob Elinsky, whining malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fucking bitch. Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, cheering the Bronx bombers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place . . . No. No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!"

Zorro2606 - 2009-05-05 14:40:20

Shaun of the Dead, people! "Fuck-a-doodle-doo" is a classec

Xeus - 2009-05-09 12:59:46

There are so many great lines in Pulp Fiction that could have been here..."Say 'what' again Mother Fucker! Say 'what' again!"

twofaced - 2009-09-08 05:52:40

Blue Velvet needs to be on this list Hopper and fuck go together like bagel and cream cheese, milk and cookies, butter and corn, cake and frosting, yea you get the point

anon - 2009-09-22 14:35:59

How about the opening in Four Weddings and a Funeral? Fuck it! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuckity-fuck!

Nobody - 2009-10-23 23:55:52

I still LMAO when I see that

Hooper - 2009-11-24 12:08:45

what about "way of the gun" opening scene? Shut that cunt up before I fuck start her face.

superzero26 - 2009-11-24 20:48:50

Scent Of A Woman: And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, FUCK YOU TOO! Anchorman: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego. and one of my personal favorites, as so eloquently said by Billy Connolly in FUCK: "Fuck off." It's such a lovely pair of words! And it's international. I don't care where you are - if somebody's fuckin' with your bags in Lhasa Airport in Tibet and he's got a shaven head and saffron clothes on and you say "hey, fuck off!", he knows *exactly* what you mean. Exact - he will fuck off. Off he will fuck! 'Fuck off' doesn't mean 'go away.' 'Fuck off' means 'fuck... *off.*' And everybody feels what it means, nobody can write it down. There is no English equivalent for 'fuck off,' because... it *is* English, 'fuck off.' You know? And English expressions don't have English equivalents, they fuckin' *are*, ya know?

anon - 2009-11-25 20:39:47

The Departed: Lazio "Without asking for details, do have anyone in with Costello presently?" SGT. DIGNAM "Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself."

Also from The 25th Hour - 2009-12-19 03:43:29

"Fuck the Times. I read the Post."

FilmBuff21 - 2010-01-24 07:03:11

Rules of Attraction????? The drug dealer goes into a whole rant using primarily only the f word...FUCKING Hilarious

Joey - 2010-01-24 20:23:22

Umm.. Oh "The Usaul Suspects": "Give Me The Fucking Keys! You Fucking Cock Sucking Mother Fucker! AHGAHRAGHAGR!

neo - 2010-03-23 08:54:11

In the Loop (and the Thick of It) has some of the most creative uses of swearing in a film/TV series I've seen. The best of them coming from none other than the cussing poet Malcolm Tucker. Some examples from the film: 1) Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat fuck!" 2) "We burned this tight-arsed city to the ground in 1814. And I'm all for doing it again, starting with you, you frat fuck." And my personal favourite: 3) "You're a real, boring fuck. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star, CUNT!" And let me sneak in one from the series: "Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off!" There's way more where these come from but I'm going to stop here. Allow me to end with a rather appropriate "Fuckity bye!" :-)

Martin - 2010-05-07 21:08:50

Should have an honorable mention for The Man when Eugene Levy tries to convince Samuel Jackson to stop dropping the F-Bomb all the time when they are in the car. A lot of funny F'ing from Levy.

Dane - 2010-06-10 04:55:01

The Hangover: YOU WANNA FUCK ON MEEE??? "noone wants to fuck on you!"

person - 2010-11-02 22:27:45

Needs the end of Eyes Wide Shut, maybe at #1

Daniel - 2011-03-24 16:24:13

Agreed about in the loop and the wire! WHAT THE FUCK?

elle - 2011-10-18 03:58:58
In Money Train, Wesley Snipes' and Woody Harrelson's characters get chewed out by their supervisor for misconduct. Patterson (the supervisor) claims that if they screw up again, he's going to "fuck you dead". "Did he mean he was going to FUCK us dead? Or fuck us DEAD?" "Either way it's a pain in the ass". they need to stay one step ahead of "That necrophiliac Patterson".
Harvey Weinstein - 2011-11-16 11:24:53
what about omitting the boondocks saints' entry? Troy Duffy is a cunt.
buttercup - 2012-04-22 12:33:24
What about "Cinda-fuckin-rella" from Pretty Woman?
Fack cack and sack - 2013-07-22 02:59:53

The movie The Departed had some pretty epic F-Bombs. Or In The Loop "Kiss my sweaty balls ya fat fuck!"

The Departed - 2014-06-21 15:49:26

"Maybe yes, maybe no, maybe fuck you."

Jim Morrison - 2014-11-15 17:30:40

Seriously? A whole page about "fuck" in the movies!? What the fuck is the world fucking coming to!!?? Ahhhhh fuck it.